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kansass:

Eyebrows so strong they bench press 350

(Source: badtvblog)

playbunny:

medimeedes:

SO you guys are telling me

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In america, these things are …. a thing? like you have a place where kids go to see this???? giant robots that look like satan pissed them out??? and you eat there and kids play around these things???? and its a thing an actual thing it happens its normal….

wtf is wrong with you

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the joy of creation

youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

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beaniebaneenie:

fakegalleryprincess:

I don’t even have a computer.

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Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here

THE NOTES.

(Source: lifemakeslove-lookhard)

dumbfricker:

this is it. this is the headline that makes being an american worth it.
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dumbfricker:

this is it. this is the headline that makes being an american worth it.

short-and-artsy:

sometimes i forget that there’s a bar named after shrek in my family’s hometown

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aphaustria:

I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life

hooddoggy:

person: chris watch out! youre about to get your crocs wet!

me: I KNOW! its OK! crocs are made from a foam resin called croslite, which is made out of a polymer called ethylene-vinyl acetate! so theyre completely water proof!

theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

icorly:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

(Source: asscrab)

me at 4am: who am i

shinga-tumblr:

I remember when people first realized how much funnier these comics were just without Garfield’s dialog, which Jon was never able to hear anyway. Garfield only ever communicated to us readers in thought balloons, after all. What we’re seeing here is Jon’s canonical reality.

I’m torn between laughing at these and being deeply worried for Jon lol

(Source: iraffiruse)

precumming:

when you get to mcdonalds late and breakfast is over

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bitchbot:

sorry i haven’t been on much lately i’ve just had so many photoshoots i needed to attend…….